There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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