I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
organizing the empties. That sober.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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