i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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