it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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