Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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