Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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