Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
