that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've blown a few things in my day
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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