I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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