Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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