I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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