I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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