I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Will exercising make me less horny?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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