I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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