He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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