i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I said "one day" and that day is not today
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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