So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
