i think my tv is drunk
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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