yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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