Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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