whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Alive.
So much puke
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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