ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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