Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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