She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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