She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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