I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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