At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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