Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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