Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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