i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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