just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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