Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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