glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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