This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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