btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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