it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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