I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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