We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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