Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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