Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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