the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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