You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
tell me about the eggs
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