He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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