Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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