we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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