walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So squirting runs in the family.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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