Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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