I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
BRING THE BAGELS
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
