I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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