i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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