direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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