ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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