from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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