he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I love you.
Bad choice
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