Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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