You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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